- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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