Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What black and has children A black man

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i have yougurt mit traktor

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops