What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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