What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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