- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Feminism.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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