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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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