- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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