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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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