- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

cory

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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