- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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