I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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