- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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