- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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