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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

How did the black person die? Of old age

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I am quite mature.

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