- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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