- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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