- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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