What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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