ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Anti Joke

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