Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Justin's life

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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