- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Hail Hitler

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what are you mike bibby?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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