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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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