- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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