When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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