What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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96

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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