Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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alert("Hello");

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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