Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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