why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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