- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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