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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

su algato es en fuego

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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