- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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