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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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