Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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