Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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