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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

It got hit by a rocket.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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