Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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