- Anti Joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock