- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Yo mama so fat.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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