- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's one plus one? two.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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