What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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