Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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