A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

So FDR walks into a bar.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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