- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Who is John Galt?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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