What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Katy Perry

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What's the new green? Green

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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