Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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