- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why? Why not?

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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