- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

Obama = ebola

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

No it doesnt..

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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