Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's red and funny? The holocaust

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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