What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Bob Saget that is all

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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