What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

knock knock? come in

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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