- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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salad days!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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