- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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