Women's Soccer.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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