- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Ms Leong Sux

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

think twice or at least think

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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