- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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