A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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