i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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gay pom...

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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