A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is older than history?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Jordan is pregant

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Eric is gay Ha

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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