- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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