- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

So a bar walks into a man...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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