whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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