how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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