- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

kieran is a homosexual

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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