- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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