- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

the NAACP

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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