What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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THe Election

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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