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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's long and black The unemployment line

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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