what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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