I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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dat shoe shine tho

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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