- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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