Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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