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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A pope meets another one

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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