Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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