whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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