- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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