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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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