America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Golf.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

penis. nuff said.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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