- Anti Joke

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden