- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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