- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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