Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Nobody cares maddie!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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