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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority