Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Rylan Clark

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What is older than history?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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