- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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