What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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A young baby died.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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