What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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