What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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