Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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