How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Microwave

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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