- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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