- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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