- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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