what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti Joke

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