- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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