- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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