WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

hers a joke... japanese people

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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