A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Horse.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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