A storm be brewin!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What is white and long? A New York winter

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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