- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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