let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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25

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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