2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Granny porn!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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