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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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