tim has no humor

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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cory

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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