Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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