What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Mahmy

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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