- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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