- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Women's professional sports

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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