here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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